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Shakin' Off the Rust.

Three months.

Three months without a single post on movies, reviews, trailers, or personal opinions that I promised last December.

God, I hate procrastination and laziness.

I've gotta make it up somehow, but how?

Well, I've already missed out on the Oscars, and I haven't even posted (read: haven't even finished) my top 10 best list from last year...

I've already seen a handful of movies - a reboot that wasn't as awful as I thought it would, a remake that totally sucked, and three excellent movies, all of them I consider to be some of the best of the year...

And there's that new Young Adult film adaptation that's getting industry buzz...and I do have something to say about the hot new genre, it's origins and why we need more good movies with a strong female protagonist....

I got it! I'll do a big ol' mega review! Yeah - First part with the movies I've seen, then the other part will be my take on the YA-boom!

Glad I got this announcement out of the way. Now, back to playing with my Xbox games...


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